On my recent trip to SLC, I spent 2 hours on a plane flipping through the Sky Mall magazine. So to feel productive with the wasted time, I figured I would blog about my findings in a "Sky Mall Top 10" post. Enjoy. And next time you are in a plane looking at the Sky Mall magazine, think of the useless things you would never need.
#10 - The Slanket $38. I guess they had to name it that because the Snuggie was already taken?
#9 - Bra Baby $20. I don't really have anything clever to say about this except for interesting.
#8 - Sumo Coffee Table $225. Because who doesn't want a fat guy in their living room all the time.
#7 - The Dog Trainer $50. I guess the dogs are attracted to the bricks and they pee/poop there instead of everywhere else on the lawn. The easier solution to a nice lawn, don't have a dog.
#6 - X5 Hair Laser $300. I guess if Rogain doesn't work try a laser. Considering my current hair loss situation, might not be a bad idea. I mean if I am going to lose it all anyway, way not have a laser to blame it on.
#4 - Stealth Secret Sound Amplifier $40. Sure you look cool with your blue tooth looking hearing aid until you have to place you cell phone to your ear to talk.
#3 - Garden Zombie $90. I have heard of scare crows to keep birds away from your garden, but what does this accomplish? Keeping the dead away from your garden?
#2 - Passenger seat office $130 - $350 (depending on which pieces you select). As if talking on your cell phone wasn't distracting enough, now you can write that report your boss has been hounding you about on your commute to the office.
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